Working the other night, I went to card a younger-looking girl with the oddest result...
Girl: Hey, could I get a coffee and a menu?
Me: Sure, babe, I just need to grab your ID real quick...
Girl: Oh. Uhhhhh....
She proceeds to search her pockets and purse for the ID and then looks back up at me standing over her and says:
"Well, it doesn't look like I have my ID... But I do have this rat!"
She had pulled a living rat out of her purse and was holding it out to me with her hands underneath its little armpits.
Me: A rat?!
Girl: Yeah!
Me: In a restaurant?
The girl just smiles and keeps holding the rat out to me.
Me: Yeah.... You gotta go.
Fail.
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